They say a dog is mans best friend,
but Reality will follow Dipuc to the end.
They travel together from near to far,
or at least until he finds the next open bar.
When a man becomes a fool for a lass,
Reality will gently bite him in the ass.
Though combating Cupid is his main game,
he always finds time for puppy love just the same.
Licking his balls is common for this fury gent.
The act is so natural he finds no need to repent.