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When you start coming down with cat-snatch fever,
remember.... never believe her.

Because Pussy is her name,
manipulation is her game.

As Cupid’s sidekick, she plays her part,
taking delight in shredding all young men’s hearts.

Buy her diamonds, buy her gold...
“Let’s just be friends,” is what you’ll be told.

She loves playing with balls, this is true.
Especially men’s, when they turn blue.

If you have the misfortune to encounter this feline,
find the nearest door and make a b-line.

Dipuc Reality Cupid Professor
A. L. Chemy
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