SAVIOR OF LOVE
Shes the savior of love, with a crowbar in tow,
to pull your head outta your ass, when loves got you low.
Through the centuries shes had to fight,
to save human love from Cupids unrequited plight.
The battle continues against her evil twin,
but now its up to you to help her win.
The Secret Dipuc Society already exists,
whose main goal it is to combat loves sadist.
The secret has been kept for many a moon.
We need you to join ... but please, do it real soon.
For the next arrow Cupid might fling,
could be heading straight for your heart strings.