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BLARNEY STONED
PROPRIETOR, BLARNEY’S STONED

“DON’T CALL HIM LATE FOR DINNER”

Has your ill begotten money become a quandary?
Take it to Blarney, he’ll do your laundry.

If you’ve skimmed a little off the top
and find yourself about to be caught.

Go to the nightclub where money will be loaned,
because there is always a helping paw at
Blarney’s Stoned.

This is a place where money can always be found,
but unlike other banks the interest will compound.

So always remember “buyer beware”,
when your boss fits you with Blarney’s stone-footwear.

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