PROPRIETOR, BLARNEYS STONED
DONT CALL HIM LATE FOR DINNER
Has your ill begotten money become a quandary?
Take it to Blarney, hell do your laundry.
If youve skimmed a little off the top
and find yourself about to be caught.
Go to the nightclub where money will be loaned,
because there is always a helping paw at
This is a place where money can always be found,
but unlike other banks the interest will compound.
So always remember buyer beware,
when your boss fits you with Blarneys stone-footwear.